Political Caption Competition
PUNTER: You have my arm up behind my back, you’re hurting me.
SIMON: Keep smiling at the camera or I’ll break it
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Someone just like me smiled with Simon. Simon must be a great bloke. I’ll vote for him.
The troubling thing about the smile, so perfected – ‘No it doesn’t look forced’.
“Does this smile look forced?”
Simon’s such a nice young man, he calls himself “a compassionate Conservative” and he’s the son of a preacher man! A good man for PM, yes.
The only one who could ever reach me
Was the son of a preacher man
The only boy who could ever teach me
Was the son of a preacher man
Yes, he was, he was, ooh, yes, he was…
https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/dustyspringfield/sonofapreacherman.html
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_Bridges
Will old ladies vote for Simon because he’s a young fellow with such a nice, open smile?