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The Leader of the Opposition, Simon Bridges, displays for NZ media the ‘pimp hand’ he intends to use on Gangs, Prisoners, Australians and Beneficiaries if he wins the 2020 election
The Leader of the Opposition, Simon Bridges, displays for NZ media the ‘pimp hand’ he intends to use on Gangs, Prisoners, Australians and Beneficiaries if he wins the 2020 election

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
If honest bill couldn’t make it I doubt if silly soimon will, bring on the next muggins
Laugh all you want suckers, but there’s a better than even chance this clown will be your next prime minister…
It looks as if Simon is searching for his heart which may have slipped down from its normal place towards his stomach and been digested in his bile.