Political Caption Competition
Hick South Islander unable to spell the word Comrade or Ardern
Hick South Islander unable to spell the word Comrade or Ardern

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Southland farmer tries to deflect attention from the fact their waterways are not fenced off in accordance with local regulations.
Christ. If you’re going to insult people, at least get your spelling right. Otherwise you may as well stay home and punch yourself in the face. I’m sure there are farmers around the country looking at this and saying, “Gavin needs to shut the hell up. He’s embarrassing us.” How many straw-chewing simpletons like Captain Lawnmower here could actually define ‘Communism’? If you shoved a microphone under their noses and said, “Righto mate, what’s Communism? What do you understand Communism to be by definition? Take all the time you need.”, you’d probably have to cut to advertisements because the awkward silence would be interminable.
Naughty Simon has climbed out the bedroom window in the middle of the night to exercise his freedom of expression on behalf of National.
Funny, these farmers hate communists but love trading with China.
Bridges will be enlisted as a ‘english language teacher’ inside the chinese language spy school.
Oh dear, one of our lesser present peasants of NZ. How was this image managed? It must have been photoshopped. Giggle giggle, go a little group of avaricious, rudimentary, agrarian-slanted dimwits who have learned all about new technology, but little about ancient human life and its lofty potential for holistic vision.
It could have been photoshopped or it could be as easy as someone on a lawnmower. While digital technology is the thing today back in the day an internal combustion engine attached to a machine was high tech & is still capable of many useful things, obviously an electric motor would be better.
If you can’t spell comrade, I’m guessing digital technology has passed this farmers by … so my guess tractor!
The next slogan
Bridges to China, perhaps…
Or maybe…
“Comrade Bridges – get your nose out of Xi Jinping’s arsehole!”
But seriously, what did she ever do to these guys?
Awesome.
Might be the only free expression left soon.