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Australian PM has to reach down and force fire victims to shake their hand as his do nothing approach to climate change burns his nation to the ground.
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Come on gal, I need this photo op. Don’t play so hard to get. Gimme your hand, I need a helping hand, the cameras are flashing and running.
Pull your pants up properly you dirty old man.
Did you say you were part aborigine young lady? You know I think that is just what we need – an image of aborigines doing a rain dance showing that Ozzies haven’t lost their sense of humour.
Morrison to woman: Did you vote for me? If you did, you will know that we will look after you no matter what.
These fires are just an aberration. No I didn’t say aborigine, although I wouldn’t be surprised if they didn’t start it with one of their ceremonies when they know it’s a closed fire season. They’re a law unto themselves you know!
I’m coming down to their level and saying the usual lines about deep concern, help etc. (To cameraperson: Are you getting a shot of this? Be quick, I’ve got to hold onto her or she’ll get away.)
Morrison to the woman: Do as I say and not as I do(bugger off on holiday whilst Aussie burns).
“There, there, love. It could be worse. It could be my house.”