Political Caption Competition
Australian PM has to reach down and force fire victims to shake their hand as his do nothing approach to climate change burns his nation to the ground.
Australian PM has to reach down and force fire victims to shake their hand as his do nothing approach to climate change burns his nation to the ground.

I don’t need to carry in KFC and pretend to care when it’s not a climate event

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Come on gal, I need this photo op. Don’t play so hard to get. Gimme your hand, I need a helping hand, the cameras are flashing and running.
Pull your pants up properly you dirty old man.
Did you say you were part aborigine young lady? You know I think that is just what we need – an image of aborigines doing a rain dance showing that Ozzies haven’t lost their sense of humour.
Morrison to woman: Did you vote for me? If you did, you will know that we will look after you no matter what.
These fires are just an aberration. No I didn’t say aborigine, although I wouldn’t be surprised if they didn’t start it with one of their ceremonies when they know it’s a closed fire season. They’re a law unto themselves you know!
I’m coming down to their level and saying the usual lines about deep concern, help etc. (To cameraperson: Are you getting a shot of this? Be quick, I’ve got to hold onto her or she’ll get away.)
Morrison to the woman: Do as I say and not as I do(bugger off on holiday whilst Aussie burns).
“There, there, love. It could be worse. It could be my house.”