Political Caption Competition
One of these three is being touched inappropriately by Donald Trump while this photo is being taken. Guess which one.
One of these three is being touched inappropriately by Donald Trump while this photo is being taken. Guess which one.

The latest Post-Cabinet press conference revealed more than just policy messaging — it exposed the growing contrast between Christopher Luxon…

New Epstein Files released during the US war with Iran include explosive allegations involving Donald Trump and a teenage victim, raising questions about timing, accountability and political distraction.

The NZX50 plunged 420 points in one of the biggest single-day drops since Covid, as global markets panic over the escalating US-Israel war with Iran and surging oil prices.

Public broadcasters depend on one thing above all else: trust. But when ministers publicly attack coverage and broadcasters appear to…


Trump’s escalation with Iran risks destabilising the Middle East and sending oil to $150 a barrel. What that could mean for New Zealand fuel prices and global instability.
Don: “Who is this toffy Brit asshole? I definitely don’t know him!”
Andy: “I really hope that’s Melania grabbing my balls!”
Melania: “So now I have to stroke both their egos??!! You owe me a massive Christmas bonus Vlad!”
Surprise surprise; they really love me!!!!!!
And the coke head award goes to …