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Tigger and Pooh Bear enjoy Hundred Million Uighurs Woods
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Political Caption Competition
Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
Donkey: “You know I’ll always be a good friend and keep my mouth shut if you want to roll your tanks into Hong Kong to “crush bodies and smash bones” Xi.
I can’t speak for the current occupant of the Beehive though…
How about a substantial donation to the National Party to make sure that Soymun and Judeath are on the same page?”
Hey Johnny how do you keep that grin all the time; – do you use bees wax?
Key: I have a fascination for pony tails.
The queue or cue is a hairstyle worn by the Jurchen and Manchu people of Manchuria, and later required to be worn by male subjects of Qing dynasty China. Hair on top of the scalp is grown long and is often braided, while the front portion of the head is shaved. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queue_%28hairstyle%29
John Key – I keep my mouth slightly open to the size of a money box slot. The Chinese leader keeps his shut because then all is possible, but not defined till it’s spoken. Wait for the signal when I tell you how high to jump.
This is very funny,
Xi Jinping: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OubM8bD9kck
The backlash… first they ban winnie the pooh
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/aug/07/china-bans-winnie-the-pooh-film-to-stop-comparisons-to-president-xi
Then HBO
China blocks HBO after John Oliver parody of Xi Jinping
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/jun/25/china-blocks-hbo-after-john-oliver-parody-of-xi-jinping
Key, I’d like to congratulate you on your re-education camps. However can I respectfully suggest, they should be privatised with social bonds so that the tax payers can provide profits for camps…
Key, I do congratulate you on your policy of harvesting organs off the backs of executions, it is such a growth market.
Pooh Bear, Whispers to aide, “All these Westerners look alike, is it one of those Pacific bumpkins again, I don’t talk directly to the help.”
how much did you say you were going to donate for the next elections