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Unemployment rising, fast track corruption looming and culture war revenge fantasies masquerading as social policy – I don’t care the PM lost a stupid rugby bet
Unemployment rising, fast track corruption looming and culture war revenge fantasies masquerading as social policy – I don’t care the PM lost a stupid rugby bet

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
And now we can all see why Jacinda Ardern stopped attending the sleazy stale, pale, male Newstalk ZB idiot Hosking interviews.
it’s a blow up doll…..surely
Im, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurrrts
Toddler
How the new corporate gang “Gorilla Raiders” recognize each other with the double Opposable thumbs salute before they groom each other.
Luxon thinks that everyone else is as stupid as he is.
And gets away with it – possibly because it is true; methinks!
“ I like being photographed in my pyjamas too, along with the coordinated wifie and kids.”
“ I’ll donate this freebie tshirt to charity, I will.”
“ This is what my 1001 advisors tell me what to do to be a cool PM.”
“ I’m a lowest common denominator sort of bloke, low, and common as.”