Politcal Caption Competition


Here we go! Blue on Silver unfriendly fire! Winston lobs the first shot… – Advertisement – Winston Peters lashes ‘egotistical’,…

Shane Jones has managed to take a principled position against free trade deals and made it a shitty attack campaign…

Bill giving police new powers needs stricter limits, Privacy Commissioner says The Privacy Commissioner says a bill empowering police to…

Last election voters were bitter post-covid and turned on Jacinda for having the temerity to save 20 000 lives. These…

CTU welcomes Tax Justice Aotearoa policy statement The New Zealand Council of Trade Unions Te Kauae Kaimahi has welcomed today’s…

‘A storm every eight days’ – country’s biggest insurer calls for systemic response A storm hit New Zealand every eight…
“You chaps do realise that is a circle of ticker tape you’re holding…”
“I say! This appears to be an intergalactic knitting pattern!”
“Ah! Another National Party economic plan…”
“It’s from Mars…”
“What does it say?”
“All immigrants will be sent to Uranus…”
You will know mr blinglish. To play an endgame one would first have to learn how to move the pieces! So our strategy is to make it personal
What else can we hide in this phoney budget Bill?