Politcal Caption Competition

Trump’s early

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
Come look at this very broken propaganda clock that has been stuck between 5 to 12 and 12 … for decades. Be afraid. Be very, very afraid. Our “democracy” depends on it!
The Labour Government’s deadline for repairing nine years of National Government sodomy…
Inquiry Into Mental Health announced
After midnight we’re going to let it all hang out. After midnight it’ll be stitches and spleens after mid……………..
“This is the time at which the apathetic Hobbits are most sleepy. Therefore, we contend, most would snooze right through a midnight Armageddon”.
“You’ve been doing this since the 1950s. Don’t you think you can afford the full clock face by now?”
It’s goodnight from me and it’s goodnight from him…