Politcal Caption Competition
Look, I’m resigning as well, this pathologically lying Yobbo Toff is more than I signed up for.
Look, I’m resigning as well, this pathologically lying Yobbo Toff is more than I signed up for.

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I’ve been looking for a mid City residence. I wonder what offer I would have to make to get the owner to give it up? I’ll take the cat too. They’re better than dogs. I’ve stood in a dog turd and don’t wish to have that happen again. I hope there aren’t any turds around this property or I’ll demand they’re cleared away before signing up.
“Okay. So now that I’ve finally been let out of the bag…”
New leader of British conservatives can always land on her feet and see in the darkest night.
Good Stevie. Like. Even looks a bit like Theresa May. Or may not perhaps.
I pledge to do a better job than Boris…
“I’m off, once I got wind that Boris was a friend of Trumps and we all know those words…you can grab em by the pussy…”