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The Alliance of Arseholes

1-on-1 in 10 Interview – Salvation Army State of the Nation Report Salvation Army Social Policy & Parliamentary Unit Director…

From a National–NZF–ACT coalition to a Labour–Green–Māori alliance, here are four realistic scenarios that could shape Election 2026.

Winston Peters proposes a referendum to abolish the Māori electorates, reopening Treaty tensions and testing Luxon’s coalition stability.

Floods in Waikato and Wellington expose the gap between climate science and Government policy, as Civil Defence funding is cut during escalating disasters.

It is painful. It is infuriating. And it forces victims and the nation to endure trauma once again. But…

I don’t need to carry in KFC and pretend to care when it’s not a climate event
Humpty Dumpty, Tweedledum and Tweedleracist
Jesus wept – nearly Christmas and… not stable; factually, actu-ally unstable and reduced to a grubby ally and perhaps up an alley – without a paddle!
The managerial class at work – far away from any workdirt, sitting down, with well-scrubbed, manicured fingernails, and gleaming white teeth.