NZF Redneck Jamboree 2025 – Winners, Losers and Predictions

Winston held possibly the saddest Fathers Day ever with his conference in NZs Landlocked Suicide Capital, Palmerston North.

It was the usual blend of cross burning redneck fuckwittedness with dead ideas Winnie’s been flogging for decades.

He’s been pushing for compulsory Super for 3 decades now and still hasn’t managed it.

He’s politically like an octogenarian on viagra – a geriatric erection no one wants!

There were of course winners and losers.

 

WINNERS:

Culture wars – They raged against wokeness with all the frenetic energy of a 22 year old virgin in their mums basement. We get it, you are gauche and socially awkward.

Climate Denial – They honestly believe climate change is a socialist hoax.

Anti-Vaxxers –  They honestly believe Covid was a socialist hoax. Former National Party MP and anti-vaxxer Harete Hipango  has joined and that’s all you really need to know abiouyt that special jar of cray cray.

Stuart Nash – Now he’s on the Taxpayers’ Union gravy train, next stop The Atlas Network.

Labour faction who want NZF over Māori Party – Already excited by the sectarianism of the Māori Party,  they are extra excited by the Nashy.

LOSERS:

Shane Jones – Winston showcasing Stewart was a direct challenge to Shane taking over the leadership when Winston finally shuffles of this mortal coil. Some will say Shane is considered so tainted and lazy that even Winston fears handing the leadership over to him and would far prefer the handsome and roguish Nash as a replacement. Some would say that.

Chris Trotter – Oh how far has the once great folk singer Chris Trotter fallen to promoting Boomer Culture War fantasies to rooms full of old people? It’s so sad to see Trotter grovel for appreciation from Winston. It’s like watching John Minto praise David Seymour for defending Israel.

PREDICTIONS:

If Winston wants Nash as his replacement he will ensure Nash stands for NZF in Napier and is ranked ahead of Shane Jones on the Party list.

Winston will push for a coup against Chippy so that a Labour/NZF Government is a possibility.

The culture war fuckwittedness will be all NZF have for the next election.

The only chance of stopping NZF now is if death steps in because without Winston, NZF is as hollow and frosted as Stuart Nash’s haircut.

 

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