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  1. They talk nonsense and now, more people are getting it. Not so easy to fool.
    Yes, we could afford to borrow for tax cuts, but we couldn’t afford to keep our health system healthy.
    How ridiculous! Only the very stupid would agree with that.
    Looking at those who do, I guess we can see who the very stupid are!

    Thanks to the people actually doing the hard work in hospitals, they are still struggling along, doing as much as they can. The workers are carrying the state. They are reluctant to give up on the public health system they believe in, as being best for the greatest number of people. Thank goodness we have these forward-looking people.

    It’s criminal that we have people undermining them, making bad decisions and starving them of funds.
    So, we also know who the criminals are, don’t we?

    1. LUXON: I’m glad you could see me at such short notice doctor, my frozen shoulder really needs some attention.
      DOCTOR: We’ll do the best we can, to fix you up. But I won’t be doing the surgery. Due to budget cuts, I’m leaving it to my trusted protegee, apprentice orthopedic learner Simeon. I understand you two have met?
      SIMEON: Hi boss.
      LUXON: But Simeon, you don’t know anything about medicine.
      SIMEON: Actually I’m an expert, which is why you made me Minister of Health. I also know all about pot holes, and I came first in workshop at school, so I’m very qualified.
      LUXON: This is ridiculous, I want to jump up and run out of this operating theatre, but I can’t move.
      SIMEON: That’s the muscle relaxants kicking in. Don’t worry, I’ve been practicing this operation on a block of cheddar. Firstly, I’ll relieve your symptoms by replacing your shoulder with a mitre joint and dowels, and ease any stiffness with some ball bearings I’ve got in my pocket
      LUXON: But..
      SIMEON: Give him maximum sedative, and start the morphine line. Now, how do you feel?
      LUXON: Blaaah!..
      SIMEON: Your sounding very relaxed..initiate anesthetic..now try counting to 10.
      LUXON: Blah, blah blah, blah blah blah..

      1. SIMEON: I think that while we’ve got you on the operating table, we’ll do a full exam, starting with a colonoscopy. Unfortunately, budget cuts mean’t we don’t have a colonoscope, so I put one together using a garden hose and a cctv camera glued to the end. There were no small cameras left, so I’ll have to use quite a lot of elbow grease.
        LUXON: but but but but…
        SIMEON: yes that’s right..it’s going right in the butt..now lets do this.
        LUXON: arghhh!

  2. Depends on which definition of “fix” is used. If we take fix to mean castrate, then there’s a good chance Brown will fix the health system.

  3. Great article and the ‘turkeys voting for Christmas’ nature of voters electing right wing governments is difficult to understand. As Trump supporters are finding out the ‘corrupt deep state’ and target of Musk’s ire turns out to be starving aid recipients in Africa abroad and Grannies pension and health-care at home in the US. Who’d have guessed that would be the outcome? Not Trump voters.
    Same in NZ as you point out but it is kind of apparent in all democracies. The UK is another classic example – for 14 years they voted for Conservative austerity and they only voted for Labour when they promised the same. It’s just weird.

    1. As Winston Churchill said if you want to know the vagaries of democracy just have a five minute conversation with the ordinary voter. We see examples on the 6pm news with vox pop interviews from the streets. If Wendy Petrie says it then it must be true.

  4. Ya can’t expect a wee boy not long out of short pants such as Simeon Brown to fix something so huge as our broken health system. He is very good at making the squealing noises though.

    1. So they had a Doctor running the health ministry. Now they have a boy bank teller running it.
      Health under National truly is fucked.

  5. Brown has been sent in because Levy has failed already and Luxon does not have the balls to sack him because they are best mates .However once he is gone who will run the show because all of the good people have gone and who else would want the job under Brown and the C O Cunts .
    We are in serious trouble NZ .

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