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  1. This should be ok as long as Joanne Kidman, Prof of Excellent Extremism, Victoria University of Wellington, gets to approve of the cat’s name.Joanne has an historical interest in feline nomenclature.

    ‘Mittens’ is an Old English sort of name, which should happily Green Marama Davidson, who embraces rather basic sort of English words like c**t and f****n, while promoting te Reo named milk chocolate, which surely is biculturalism at its finest.

    The fact that the chocolate is made to disappear down gullets, and the bronze cat will stand until some nutter decides that it should be chopped down on religious or other tortured grounds, doesn’t really matter, as long as the WCC gives it its own rainbow crossing to help it avoid being run over by one of the invisible Wellington buses driven by an exploited immigrant trying to get citizenship for a hundred of his faraway whanau, assiduously studying our political leaders and practising saying c**t and f****n while marvelling at a country deifying the cat just like some do monkeys, cows, penises and politicians.

    1. Marama will pile on the weight after stuffing her face with chocolate. Whilst swearing! Others in the Greens will fear for non ethically sourced palm oil and boycott Marama’s virtue signalling cause. No one will read the wrapper or care because who really does with a bar of chocolate?

      Some loser WILL steal the cat and try and sell it for scrap. And or it will be suspected of transmitting mind altering beams and be stolen and buried. The police will be called and drop real criminal investigations for real people because it’s something to do with politicians.

      The bike lobby will call for car bans because one of their cabal gets taken out by a car whilst the cyclist was running a red light but will not call for a bus ban for the same reason.

      Pakistan will have its seasonal monsoons, as it always does. Always!

      China will continue to massively alter its environment and redirect or drain off its waterways everywhere altering its weather patterns and wonder why it all turns to shit!

      The world WILL continue to rotate!

    2. Putting rows of asterisks in between letters doesn’t mean you haven’t written or communicated obviously referred to words. It just means you remain subservient to ludicrous standards that encourage the dishonest pretence that the obvious isn’t really in front of your eyes.

      1. No Richard, the *’s mean self-protective linguistic avoidance on my part just in case I end up on Joanne Kidman’s hit list, she’s bigger than me, significantly bigger, and even if every Green pollie sounds like a Billingsgate fishwife stuffed with pc chocs, I’ll stick with my Bluff oyster and the possibility of a pearl, but thanks anyway.

  2. ‘I wish politicians could spend as much energy on child poverty, inequality, climate change and housing crisis as they do virtue signally te Reo on chocolate wrappers!’

    Couldn’t agree more.

    1. Covid i p. But this is what Marama does, makes mountains out of molehills, embraces issues relatively insignificant to the well-being of the many, while the big stuff like family violence and homelessness which cripple people ‘s lives, continue to do so. But if the PM called her out for this, she needs to get a sense of proportion too.

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