MEDIAWATCH: A purple explosion of Grimace

As the country’s media are drenched in purple advertising, let’s remind ourselves:

Ronald is a Clown.

Hamburglar steals hamburgers.

Officer Big Mac is a Big Mac.

Mayor McCheese is a cheeseburger.

The Fry Kids are Fries.

So what is Grimace?

Why he is the large purple tumour you get in your lower intestine from eating this shit.

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