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  1. JUDITH: Hark, do I hear the sound of little ones, nibbling on my gingerbread house, with it’s chocolate icing roof and windows of candy. The most delicious house in all the woods.

    HANSEL: We are Hansel and Gretel. Humble constituents, on our way to the polling place, when we came across your yummy house, and couldn’t resist a nibble. My, what big teeth you have!

    JUDITH: All the better to smile at you, my dears. Don’t believe any fake news about me gobbling little ones. It’s ancient history and a complete misrepresentation. I’m just a gentle granny, with a heart of gold, a wart on my nose, and a touch of broomstick rash on my posterior. Frankly, I eat like a bird. If you check my cupboards, you won’t find any little ones. Nope, nada, nix, I’m a reformed vegan nowadays.

    GRETEL: We found your sugar coated policies, to be most bitter, as soon as we tried chewing them. Simply impossible to swallow, and made us feel quite ill. What sorcery can make things so bitter and twisted, look palatable?

    JUDITH: I’ve spent years honing such policy deceptions. And just to highlight that, I’m promising 3000 goodies to all children born from now on, even those from dpb families. Since I certainly favour fattening up any passing little ones. I just want to help, and be relentlessly pejorative, in my rise to ascendancy. It’s kind of a Jekyll and Mr Hyde deal, and I’ll be transforming into Mr Hyde when the time’s right, my sweeties.

    My coven will always welcome new little ones. Come into my parlour and warm yourselves in the cauldron. It’s not too hot, nor too cold, but just right, and full of herbs and spices to improve your complexion.
    Double double toil and trouble, fire burn and cauldron bubble,,, eye of newt and toe of frog, wool of bat and tongue of dog, adders fork and blind worms sting, lizards leg and howlets wing,,, so many hex’s and spells and curses I’ll fling,,, leaker’s leak and crusher’s crush, whom ever slights me, I’ll turn into mush. Bwah..ha..ha..ha. Are you almost done my sweeties, supper time approaches?

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