Luxon’s real hard core Christian music playlist
Christopher Luxon releases summer playlist mixing Kiwi classics and Gen Z hits
Christopher Luxon has given Kiwis a peek into his recent listening, dropping his summer playlist just in time for this weekend’s warm weather.
The Prime Minister took to X today to share the 27 tracks that have been on his heavy rotation, asking his followers to share their own summer suggestions.
“No matter where you are in NZ today, BBQing, at the beach, or just in the backyard, I’m sure you’re listening to some great music in the background.”
Ranging from Kiwi classics to TikTok viral trends, the playlist showcases Luxon’s eclectic taste, spanning the genres of country, soul and pop.
Ummm.
Our Prime minister gets very excited about having the listening age of your average Taylor Swift fan…
…and his social media curated vibe is a Fun Christian Dad playlist called ‘Sorted’…
- Sally, When The Wine Runs Out, Role Model
- Give & take, Jervis Campbell
- Real Love Baby, Father John Misty
- All My Love, Noah Kahan
- Look At That Woman, Role Model
- Good Memories, Cochren & Co.
- Hold On Let’s Go, Jimbo Stokes
- Nice To Each Other, Olivia Dean
- Smooth Sailin’, Leon Bridges
- Rein Me In (with Olivia Dean), Sam Fender & Olivia Dean
- Stretch Of The Highway, James Taylor
- Follow The Money (feat. James Taylor), Buddy Guy & James Taylor
- Don’t Forget Your Roots, Six60
- Forever After All, Luke Combs
- You Should Probably Leave, Chris Stapleton
- Greatest Love Story, Lanco
- Days Like This, Late Night Thoughts
- Home, Kaylee Bell
- Wagon Wheel, Darius Rucker
- Slice of Heaven, Dave Dobbyn & Herbs
- Vienna, Billy Joel
- For What It’s Worth, Buffalo Springfield
- (Sittin’ On) the Dock of the Bay, Otis Redding
- Ophelia, The Lumineers
- People Need People, Good Neighbours
- 12 to 12, Sombr
- I Ain’t Worried, OneRepublic
…I don’t think that’s his real playlist at all, once his dropped the kids off at the Mansion, he switches to his real hard core angry evangelical Christian music playlist…
- Faith – George Michael
- Smack My Bitch Up – The Prodigy
- Beds Are Burning – Midnight Oil
- Heavenly Pop Hit – The Chills
- Welcome to the Jungle – Guns ‘n Roses
- Holy Grail – Hunters & Collectors
- Firestarter – The Prodigy
- Bad Romance – Lady Gaga
- Shake it off – Taylor Swift
- Burning Down the House – Talking Heads
- Angels – Robbie Williams
- Holy – Justin Bieber
- I Want Your Sex – George Michael
- Hits from the Bong – Cypress Hill
- Jesus Walks – Kanye West
- Like a Prayer – Madonna
- You Raise Me Up – Josh Groban
- Jesus Freak – DC Talk
- Wynona’s Big Brown Beaver – Primus
- Straight out of Compton – NWA
- Fuck the Police – NWA
…I don’t know why, but the thought of Luxon singing any of these songs at the top of his lungs in the car makes me laugh a lot.
It’s amazing he has the time to boast his Sumer time jams when the Right were attacking you and me for having summer holidays and he’s still on the decks mixing the shit up live!!!
When is he going back to work?
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So no titles like:
‘Don’t give a fuck about Venezuela. Just ignore it and say nothing.’ By Captain Bonespurs and his suckups.
‘Walking ’round spineless.’ By the Zionist Enablers.
“Nothing to do with me. It’s all on David.’ By We know who’s boss( and it ain’t you).
” Just do it!’ By Big Shane and his wreckers.
‘ Smoke gets in your eyes.’ By Casey and the Lobbyists.
‘Aint no union gonna keep us down,’ by Brooke and the C–ts’
‘ Just spent six months not buying boats,’ By Nicola and the finance fuckups.
‘I’m off to buy a slowboat from China,’ By Geriatric Winston.
“Treaty is just another word,’ by David and the Actual Crazy Tossers.
and
“Where am I now?’ by Te Puke has moved to Hawaii.
Your list sounds more realistic, I suspect that Luxon would start choking if he had to listen to “Beds are Burning”.
It’ll be Desolation Row soon enough
I don’t give a fuck what the cunt listens to.
omg – the right in NZ are so limp and soft – does this guy actually believe in anything other than playing with himself?
they call me trinity. “ Does this guy actually believe in anything other than playing with himself ?”
“ Yes.” He believes that he has himself “sorted,” and such vacuous hubris renders him unfit to lead.
It’s pretty self-evident that this bottom-scraper has never listened to Mozart for the mind, but I’d have preferred it if he’d left Otis Redding out of his dopey posturing.
Oh please GA. Mozart would tangle his brain cell. He’d never be the same, which would be a good idea.
He’s just a pathetic poseur.
The question of when he is going back to work isn’t greatly on my mind. That’s because I don’t think he’s been at work much since being elected.
He wasn’t experienced enough to know what the job entailed so he’s been pretending to be busy now and then, but he isn’t. No portfolio, doesn’t rein in his disreputable deputies and doesn’t check what the youngsters are getting up to at all. Well, he wouldn’t know if they were actually working or not, such is his own lack of in-depth knowledge.
Once-over-lightly-Luxon.
And his self-congratulatory arrogance must really get up the noses of his much more experienced colleagues who might feel they should have been made PM.
There’s no point in expecting much from him, he’s not much use, so he has to fill his time with meaningless frivolity. What did someone say the other week? He’s impotent.
And what did English say about Jacinda? Fairy dust!
If that’s the case, Luxon is Peter Pan, the boy who never grew up.
Luxon said that he is ‘working from home’.
I “hazard a guess” that the “working from Home” means spending alot of time working on playlists in so-called music and Not Really Any True Working from Home which is probably viewed by Luxon as His Right and “Entitlement”.
Maybe this time, 2026, could result in Lazy Luxon finally being removed of being leader of National. He has been just as much use as Tits on a Bull for NZ and NZers. But then it’s likely Luxon has Never Been Interested in being a prime minister. He is ONLY interested in the power, the pay packet and the perks of the job.
Like Slithering Brown he is complete Unfit to be a leader. Mind you the same would apply to Willis and so many others in this CoC.