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  1. The year is 2050. Somewhere in the Middle East.
    CHILD Mommy tell me what was ‘Israel”?
    MOTHER Israel was a myth that people called Zionists used to settle Europeans on the land occupied by other people.
    That knew what they were doing was wrong so they made up a story using an old book called the bible to say that once upon a time their great-great- great 1000x great grandparents lived on the land called Palestine and so that meant it belonged to Jews today.
    CHILD But after all that time surely no-one can know who lived here then? Is any of it true?
    MOTHER From all we know it is all made up and can never have happened. The book they used was put together by scholars who had a huge library of books to choose from and they only chose the books that said what they wanted.
    However the Americans, in particular, thought if they helped Zionists bully the Palestinian people, the Zionists would help them bully other people. In the end it all came down to pushing other people around.
    CHILD What happened to make Zionism go away then?
    MOTHER The United Nations and the whole world kept telling Israel to stop bashing up other people but as long as the United States of America could veto the rest of the United Nations and as long as it kept giving Zionists guns, tanks, planes and money the Zionists could keep being evil.
    But more and more decent people in ‘Israel’ did not want to spend their whole lives fighting and killing other people and so more and more of them left to go to places where people are nice and kind.
    Eventually the only people left in Israel were horrible, crazy killers, like Gaby, Zelda, Ann E and Daniella Weiss and nobody wanted anything to do with them so all they could do was spend their time shrieking ” you are all antisemitic!’ ‘I’m gonna report you to the Races Relations Commissioner!’ ‘ There is no such place as Palestine!” ” We are God’s Chosen people and everything everywhere belongs to us!”
    Then the Americans taxpayers said ‘Why are we wasting all this money helping a bunch of crazed killers stay in power?’ and the American President realised ‘people will not vote for me if I keep wasting their money helping Israel,’ so the USA stopped supporting Zionists and the United Nations helped negotiate a peace agreement and the return of Palestinians to their homes.
    Then some brave Palestinian children threw buckets of water over Gaby, Zelda, Ann E and Daniella Weiss and they dissolved like the witches they were and there was rejoicing throughout the land. Also by then the evil Zionist Netanyahu had lost power. He did not want to go to jail in Israel and he did not want to be tried as a war criminal so he is hid somewhere in South America.
    But he needed the blood of Palestinian children to remain alive so without it he weakened and people captured him, beheaded him and buried him with a stake through his heart.
    CHILD Do you think the Zionists will ever come back mother?
    MOTHER The Zionists fed on hate. If we do not hate they can never return.

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