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  1. Garlic at $49 a kilo!

    Grow vegetables indeed and limes, grow plenty of limes.

    I once saw limes selling for $33 a kilo in a New World supermarket. After, understandably, shouting my disgust at such an exorbitant prices to nobody in particular but all in close proximity, I was somewhat condescendingly told by a person of importance in the produce department, who fortunately happened to be standing right behind me at the time, that the price was so high because they were out of season in New Zealand and had to be imported from the United States. Well there you go. A fair answer one might think. But he didn’t think really, he just rattled off a corporate line of bullshit expecting gullible customers to swallow it.

    Well, I’m not the type of customer that feels obliged to swallow anything least of all his corporate wank. So I said to him, in a tone that made all the nearby and now half interested folk tune right in, I said, ‘Well mate, if limes are out of season how come I have a huge bag of them that I picked from trees in Golden Bay not five days ago?” Several of the nearby folk were impressed enough to gasp audibly, one asking incredulously ‘What? You picked limes off a tree, yourself…this week?’ The produce dude looked abashed, mumbled something about an anomaly in growing areas and proceeded to scuttle off. I wasn’t having any of it. In a much louder voice I said ‘Yep, I picked about 5 kilos of limes, from trees, this week all by myself.’ Then, beginning to feel my oats, added for the uninitiated ‘They do grow on trees ya know…should be cheap as chips!’ I think quickly to myself best check on the price of potatoes. As the stormy clouds of civil unrest were building produce dude decides to slink off in a huff sticking to his corporate mantra tossing over his rapidly departing shoulder ‘If you want something that’s out of season it’s going to cost you more?’ Head, meet brick wall.

    New Zealand limes are selling, or were earlier in the week at Countdown, for $16 a kilo. I suggest we import them from Vietnam. Has to be cheaper than $16. Why Vietnam. Last month, whilst working in Abu Dhabi I walked into a small superette that was part of a hotel complex. You know the type, they have a small amount of almost everything including fruit and vegetables. It’s clientele are mainly hotel guests so prices are generally ramped up higher than a regular supermarket. Well, right there in front of me was a huge bin of lovely looking limes imported from…Vietnam. On checking the price and converting it into NZD I had a wee moment of incredulity. $3.00 New Zealand dollars per kilo. Just $3.00! What the fuck? How the hell can limes be imported all the way from Vietnam to the UAE and sell at that price. I check with the store manager. Nope, no special deals today, just the regular normal everyday price. A few rudimentary calculations tells me that it would be far cheaper to import limes to NZ from Vietnam than from the USA. NZ is 3000kms further from Vietnam than the UAE is, so one imagines shipping might be a little more expensive, but in that same vein, Los Angeles for instance is 1600km further still. How the hell could a price of $33.00 per kilo have been justified? That’s eleven times the price of imported limes in the UAE. Surely we could import Vietnamese limes here and sell them for less than $16.00 a kilo, couldn’t we? Oh, and garlic was selling in the same superette for around NZ$4.50 a kilo.

    I have a huge crop of elephant garlic that I grew in large pots last winter/spring and harvested back in January. It was real easy to grow. Put a clove in the soil about 5cm down, water & fertilize for six months or so then harvest. Really expensive to grow eh? When you look into it just a little bit you can begin to understand the astronomical pricing regime our duopoly of supermarket chains has adopted…profit before people.

    Get planting because something stinks in the fruit and vege department and it sure as hell isn’t cow shit.

  2. Have you given up on posting anything I write to this blog? My email may have changed but its still me?

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