David Seymour, Donald Trump and Jesus Christ – the 3 people Chris Luxon ‘trusts’

Chris Luxon has said that he ‘trusts’ David Seymour, Donald Trump and of course Jesus Christ which is one hell of a threesome.

All three would cry out their own name at orgasm.

It’s good that he trusts those three because apparently he can’t trust anyone inside his own Party because the rumour mill is running that the numbers are being taken.

If the Investment Summit is a flop, the knives will be out and the word is before June so the new candidate can have a year and a half before the next election.

The reason Luxon went so hard on the marmite sandwich insult was because internal polling tells  him National voters love kicking the parents of hungry kids and he’s desperately trying to shore up support.

The replacement candidate being most touted as a compromise between the factions is a female National Party Cabinet Minister.

The uncertainty is how Winston will react to a leadership change and whether he’ll use that as a reason to call a snap election as well as the Ferry issue.

Luxon better pray his Investment Summit pays off because if it doesn’t and he continues to slide in the Polls the spill will be under way.

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