BREAKING: In Solidarity with Marama Davidson, James Shaw has just cancelled himself.

ByThe Daily Blog

At 6am this morning, James Shaw announced that in solidarity with Marama Davidson, he has cancelled himself for being a white cis male.

“Last week after our incredible wahine warrior, co-leader Marama Davidson righteously blamed the violence in the world on white cis males, I sounded out my political colleagues if I should now also cancel myself in solidarity.”

“From across the corridor, Golriz rightfully reminded me that by entering our Offices that I was in her space again and that I would need to attend another seminar on Patriarchy.

“Chloe didn’t call back, which is ok because she never does. Ricardo was on tour in South America, Julie Anne Genter was too busy arguing with a motorist, Jan banned me from having any communication with her 2 years ago after we bumped into each other accidentally in an elevator while Elizabeth cried, ‘Give me more Cracker!

Eugenie and Teanau said they were too busy looking for new jobs to get back to me.

In a late night meeting on an online chatroom, they all submitted valid real lived experiences about how my white cis maleness offended them. I wasn’t allowed to respond to their truth because due process is a heteronormative white cis male privilege.

As a result of them taking the time to educate me on how awful white cis males are, I’ve signed over all my assets and won’t be speaking unless I have signed consent that has been witness by a Justice of the Peace.

In a related Green Party announcement, April Fools Day has also been cancelled due to its association with white cis males and being funny..

Similar Posts

- Advertisement -

20 Comments

  2. While in keeping with the first of April jokefest, the James Shaw dilemma is really funny, however there are elements of truth within the dialog.

    Just where does James Shaw do now he is going to be the butt of Green jokes in regards being the only, and most evil in the eyes of the Greens, white male.

    Must be embarrassing going forward for him that he is white, wears a suit and tie, has no ideological friends left within the party and is only useful as a figurehead for no good reason but for the Greens to claim some sort of inclusiveness.

    Will he stick around? And if not; what electoral support does he take with him (if he has any left)?

  4. I have it on good authority that James has a lavender future ahead of him at Kiwibank, teaching The Art of Motorcycle Dodging, and how to restore cut-up cards, customers, and cads.

  5. When you wish it was an April fools joke.

    Thirsty Work: Three Waters consultant and contractor spend gushes past $50 million

    SkyPath across Auckland Harbour Bridge to get $67m in funding
    Ok tens of millions siphoned off, but where is the sky path?

    No wonder NZ is getting poorer and more dysfunctional.

  7. When there is only one cisgender heterosexual male in a group of 9, and they are co-leader – you know that privilege is not only alive and well, but honoured within the Green Party.

    1. SPC. When you know that you know there’s one anxious lad hoping that a unicorn will whisk him away to a far and distant place, or even to an island in the middle of Dunedin’s cold, damn cold, harbour.

  9. Davidson was suffering temporary bike induced aphasia and meant to rally support for sic whale time.

  11. Good to know if you violently assault someone in NZ, and kill them, then it’s all ok, just a bit of home detention.

    Family outraged as woman gets home detention for killing man who hadn’t showered
    https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/family-outraged-as-woman-gets-home-detention-for-killing-man-who-hadnt-showered/QPA23T55E5DP5POSONFZIXA3BE/

    Note both assailant and victim were not cis, white male. Oh no, but who cares, Marama can still keep on with her completely racist and outrageous assumptions, in spite of overwhelming evidence against it. Just keep wasting money to her pet projects while more people are violently assaulted and encouraged to do more assaults by the ridiculously, light sentences for violent, deliberate actions.

    Just be thankful that the person with the motorbike he ran her over, wasn’t a cis, white male or they would be in prison for hate crimes.

    1. Maybe the lack of prison for killing the pensioner is because he was a boomer. Likewise the 70+ year old old lady that got assaulted and punched out twice by the transgender person who has not been arrested yet, in spite of plenty of footage of it. Under woke justice, boomers – they deserve it!! Sarcasm.

Comments are closed.