Political Caption Competition

National Party Welfare

God Sean Plunket is a sanctimonious prick. The great Free Speech Champion Sean Plunket cries tears over me using my…
The greatest argument the elites can make when attacking the Green Party Tax policy is that the mega wealthy will…

Chippy has warned voters that a vote for TOP might be a wasted vote, but when Labour won an unprecedented…

How was LynnMall attacker Ahamed Samsudeen radicalised, inquest asks Just how was the man who stabbed six people in an…

David Seymour announced yesterday that veteran Broadcaster and man with very questionable taste in hats, Paul Henry is now running…

We are all heart broken to hear of the passing of Sam Neill – he was a phenomenal acting talent…
Sadist takes a holiday …
“Opposition is great, apart from the less dollars it’s so much easier to hide my ineptitude sweetie”. “Oops, I probly shoudda zipped it sweetie, ah well, drinkies”!
Aw, well, gosh, ya know. Sorry, what was the question? Was there a question? I dunno.
“Beneficiaries Blood – it’s my fave courtside tipple”.
“Good when I can get it eh?
That’ll make the poor and disabled squirm, and that makes me feel good.”