Political Caption Competition


A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
“Yes, being a right wing nut job, he is indeed limited to monosyllabic speech and grunts and groans. But I don’t think it will harm the trans-Tasman relationship. I’ve had plenty of practice deciphering such primitive communication thanks to my opponent in the recent Leaders Debates during the NZ Election campaign.”
you win…
Turnbull: “And then she said, ‘If you think I’m doing a photo-op with you in a canoe wearing a stupid hat like the last dickhead, you’re dreaming mate!”
Matilda stands up to the Trunchbull…