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Nick Smith shitting into a glass of water is the least offensive thing about the National Party

Nick Smith shitting into a glass of water is the least offensive thing about the National Party

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The minister contributes squat to New Zealand…
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!
All we need now is one of Billshit English pissing on the beneficiaries and the working poor , – we could label it ‘ The Trickle Down Effect ‘ .
Neo liberals , eh ?… Geez what a bunch of willy wankers, all of them.
“The voters are going to bugger you in two weeks anyway Bill. I might as well go first.”
Nick Smith always takes Amy Adams from behind so he doesn’t have to see her ugly face.
Now is the glass half empty, or is the glass half full – of bulls#^¥.
Either way the remainder is just hot air.
Smith indicates movement on policy.
Bloody good ‘pig on a stick’