Political Caption Competition


Fra Right Hate site, The Platform, lecturing us on being classy

National Party Conference

The kind of hard hitting news media that National loves

Mike Hosking’s face has been so white washed in new ZB advert he looks like a KKK scrotum with botox

Immigration policy

Winston argued he needs 9 years in power – this is what NZ would look like after 9 years of…
whew..!..that’s a bit rough..!..trudeau has way more hair than nash..
have you seen him lately..?…nash..?
little: ‘gee..!..i think i’m gonna get me a trudeau hairdo – i’ll see if that helps..’
trudeau: ‘can you believe how straight-street this guy is..?
..i invited him out for a cone – and he told me he’s ‘allergic to ice-cream’..(!)..’
little: justin invited me to step out onto the balcony for ‘a cone’ – i told him that unfortunately i am allergic to ice-cream..
Psst –don’t give stuart nash any ideas.
You’re old.
You’re a shit head
Put David Cunliffe back as the Deputy Leader again
That will boost my Party’s numbers!
But how do I say Sorry???
” Well,…. once upon a time there was a man called Norman Kirk , and another man called Roger Douglas. They didn’t like each other much. ”
” One day ,… Norman said to Roger… ‘ if you ever mention that neo liberalism stuff again Ill have you removed from the party’…..”