Political Caption Competition


A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
Who the fuck are they?
Just a hint please for those of us not au fait with popular culture…
They are Donald Trumps kids. I’m not sure how to make fun of THEM, since they have nothing to do with what their dad says or does. Waiting to see if Chelsea Clinton is also being lined up for one of these (somehow I doubt it).
As an android I do not compute leader.
What are your instructions Commandant Key?
Resistance is indeed futile, admits the yobo rugby union types (go Scarlette)