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The latest Post-Cabinet press conference revealed more than just policy messaging — it exposed the growing contrast between Christopher Luxon…

New Epstein Files released during the US war with Iran include explosive allegations involving Donald Trump and a teenage victim, raising questions about timing, accountability and political distraction.

The NZX50 plunged 420 points in one of the biggest single-day drops since Covid, as global markets panic over the escalating US-Israel war with Iran and surging oil prices.

Public broadcasters depend on one thing above all else: trust. But when ministers publicly attack coverage and broadcasters appear to…


Trump’s escalation with Iran risks destabilising the Middle East and sending oil to $150 a barrel. What that could mean for New Zealand fuel prices and global instability.
Whaaaaat? NZ has no more assets left to sell to our buddies…damn! Well, lets git the hell out of Dodge before they all wake up and smell the huge shit pile we created for them.
Wait a minute, what about the ACC and its bulging coffers? Ok ok, maybe next time. Lets go and polish some Bilderberg wood.
Conscience ? Yeah had one once, think I left it at mum’s place … no wait, I sold that.
Priceless Robert.
All the old shelias fall for this pose, my kind and considerate pose .