Political Caption Competition

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1. “Do your worst Merkel. We stopped you lot in 1940 and we’ll do it again now. This is England you’re up against here!”

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2. London stalling…

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3. “I’m nothing like Donald Trump. For a start we don’t need to build a wall. We’ve got the Channel. And we’re only ‘repairing’ Hadrian’s Wall; the Romans actually built that, so you should address your concerns to Rome and all the other bloody Papists…”

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4. “My hair is completely different to Trump’s. He brushes it the opposite way…”

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5. “… and as well as all that, being a tosser will once again be fashionable…”

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6. Boris the spider…

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7. “The English, the English, the English are best,
   I wouldn’t give tuppence for all of the rest…”

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8. “We won! We won! I think we won…”

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9. Just because he has opposable thumbs does not prove Boris in any way represents human progress.

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10. “The rise of Roman Emperors has been my lifetime study, but I may have to be satisfied with the remnants of the British Empire as Prime Minister of England only – after Scotland and Northern Ireland exert their independence.”

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11. “We do have similarities, in appearance and in aspiration, but I do declare that Donald Trump does not emanate from the same gene pool.”

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12. He comes from New York

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13. EU referendum live results — tracker

    NZ time 4.30pm.

    Oh my my!

    http://www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2016/jun/23/eu-referendum-live-results-and-analysis

    Remain

    48%

    14,644,241

    Leave

    52%

    15,748,366

    Estimated votes remaining

    30 of 382 local authorities still to declare

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14. What I got my town back from those pesky foreigner’s?

    Hurrah, hurrah, God save the Queen.

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