MEDIAWATCH: Mike Hosking’s face has been so whitewashed in new ZB advert he looks like a KKK scrotum with botox
Come on.
Look.
We all want to put our best foot forward, and we like to get that selfie perfect but Mike Hosking’s face has been so whitewashed in this new ZB advert that he looks like a KKK scrotum with Botox.
A scrotum that has never seen sunlight, only bathed in milk and fed veal.
The filter is so white-on-white-on-white that he’s almost as invisible as an albino polar bear in a blizzard.
When the brand polish becomes the punchline
I think that filter on Instagram is called ‘Baby Cracker’.
If that is actually how Mike Hosking sees himself, it’s easy to understand why ZB has all the editorial nuance of your average cross-burning jamboree.
Mike would give anyone the runs
Sorry, Nigel Farage has a lock on the scrotum face look. Hosking will have to find something else.
Imagine being the person responsible for that image, the weird colour choices and the tag “hear yourself think”.
The layout of the text is janky as fuck and Cockskins right eye isn’t aligned properly. The whole eye and cheekbone area is a crime against fidelity, whatever could they be covering up? What’s with the weird downward lighting… Did he really want to highlight his highlights?
I take it the void behind him represents his thoughts.
Have a fucking shave too Mike, you’re in company.
And quite frankly, choosing to look like Miami Vice era Don Johnson on Valium is pretty suspect.
I take it this “breakfast” is a steaming hot cup of delusion?
C’mon, he has to look relevant!
What a mean, nasty, spiteful person you are Cinder.
No one, not one with any credibility cares what Hosking has to say. The media awards received have been because there is no competition and Hosking has been found on multiple of occasions to be so profoundly wrong his radio station has had to formally apologies but also financially having to pay out because of Hosking bluster. he is an embarrassment.
Jesus! I hate that. When Martyn Bradbury’s wittier and funnier than me.
I remember the day when Mike, the vacuum packed narcissist , was pushed onto television as that which was before him was pushed off. I can’t now remember what it was but I do remember it was better than a pimped mouse with a grotesque, choreographed snipe replacing interesting and educational Tee Vee.
Fuck. ( Salt on the egg, if you get my drift.)
Well he certainly doesn’t look well.. doing a good impersonation of a ghost…. and we know he’s been mentally fucked in the head for a long time …
His daily attempts at gaslighting the public combined with his inane mindless soft cock gift question /answer sessions with Luxon has clearly been starving his brain of oxygen which means…. it’s all downhill from here on in for him.
He should retire!
Grant you need help, so much hate is bad for your mental well being.
This image should come with a health warning.
😂
Mike has the Left on the run.
“No one, not one with any credibility cares what Hosking has to say.”
Like flies to a shit, here’s one.
You obviously care.