Political Caption Competition
The National Party of NZ – taking today what tomorrow never brings
The National Party of NZ – taking today what tomorrow never brings

Chris Luxon – Will take a silly selfie with the media but will run a mile form being actually interviewed

How big an arsehole am I? This big!

If Trump’s new Golden Statue was more realistic

Fra Right Hate site, The Platform, lecturing us on being classy

National Party Conference

The kind of hard hitting news media that National loves
Ruth forgot to put in the shoulder pads of his dress.
They have slipped down the front
Obscene party of cowards.
Luxie-: ‘ F#*k , the starving Palestinians eh guys?”
Witless-: ‘ Yea, cheers to Don and Benj !”
Luxie: Going to have to get me a bigger tie like my Trump boy , to cover my growing paunchy spoils.
Witless: oh i don’t know, I just pretend I’m a pencil.
Heh heh heh heh tell you what Ruthy even in 2026 the stupid voters will still vote for price over value
Is that the shade of Muldoon mulling another National evictory, or Luxon relishing the luxury of fronting an entity that doesn’t have to care about profits or mistakes or dissatisfied customers like the old flight coy, no need to be coy at all.
Getting a ringside seat for the bedleggings that begin when Sam (back right) has finished his lunch.
Qu: What did the sociopathic, small-state libertarian and the deceased, authoritarian, economic nationalist say to each other over lunch?
A: “The place is wrecked and it’s your fault.”
That is a brilliant caption and sadly true.
ROB ,why am I sitting with the kitchen hand