Political Caption Competition
It’s not me, it’s you Boris!

God Sean Plunket is a sanctimonious prick. The great Free Speech Champion Sean Plunket cries tears over me using my…
The greatest argument the elites can make when attacking the Green Party Tax policy is that the mega wealthy will…

Chippy has warned voters that a vote for TOP might be a wasted vote, but when Labour won an unprecedented…

How was LynnMall attacker Ahamed Samsudeen radicalised, inquest asks Just how was the man who stabbed six people in an…

David Seymour announced yesterday that veteran Broadcaster and man with very questionable taste in hats, Paul Henry is now running…

We are all heart broken to hear of the passing of Sam Neill – he was a phenomenal acting talent…
Larry: It’s me who has 9 lives you cretin!
Foxes without. Foxes within.
Boris or kitty – best image for drawing people in? Kitty wins!! But Boris is probably better at the drawing art, kitties just eat and rub themselves on your legs. Mind you, if they are long haired and light-coloured you might get the same effect from Boris’ ministrations.
“Feed me you ape!”
Pussy dis, pussy dat
Pussy thick, pussy fat
Break me off a piece a dat
Pussy-kit, Pussy-kat
I smell pussy
(Nicki Minaj)