Political Caption Competition
For people who forget they are in Wellington

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
Close to the jetty edge. Ten gentle shoves?
S’dat you of NZ liberty!?
No Frankie, it’s why Wellngton’s nfrastructure s sht
Regardless of whether it’s well or not, ngton reminds me of a Goon song.
Ying tong ying tong. Ying tong iddle I po, Ying tong …
Nutty eh, we need more of this I think. Life is too serious – needs balancing silliness.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWM0WiVaEvY
Wow. Just like being photographed in front of the Taj Mahal. Wow. Wellington City Council has the wow factor.
“I’m batshit crazy with a stack of cash confiscated from ratepayers. Any ideas how to get rid of it on worthless crap as quickly as possible?”
Kilroy was here.
Apparently it can be moved around. To Somerset maybe?
The girls running the WCC glorify the me me culture, again.