Political Caption Competition
Long strokes

A Marxist, a business journalist, a former NZFirst and National MP, the co-Leader of the Māori Party, a Māori…

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Fra Right Hate site, The Platform, lecturing us on being classy
Judith is burning her Bridges
At last Judith is out of my hair…
Gimme a head with hair
Long, beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming
Streaming, flaxen, waxen
Give me down to there (Hair!)
Shoulder length or longer hair (Hair!)
Here baby, there mama
Everywhere daddy daddy
Hair (Hair! Hair! Hair! Hair! Hair! Hair!)
Why do I bother? What a shithouse. Still the money is good.
I say, Natz need Judith, like I need a hole in my head.
I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best, huh
I be strokin’
I be strokin’ Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
I be strokin’, Yeah!
I be strokin’.
I knew I needed a haircut, but not that sort.
Get a haircut and get a real job