Political Caption Competition
Late stage capitalism never looked so delusional

The latest Post-Cabinet press conference revealed more than just policy messaging — it exposed the growing contrast between Christopher Luxon…

New Epstein Files released during the US war with Iran include explosive allegations involving Donald Trump and a teenage victim, raising questions about timing, accountability and political distraction.

The NZX50 plunged 420 points in one of the biggest single-day drops since Covid, as global markets panic over the escalating US-Israel war with Iran and surging oil prices.

Public broadcasters depend on one thing above all else: trust. But when ministers publicly attack coverage and broadcasters appear to…


Trump’s escalation with Iran risks destabilising the Middle East and sending oil to $150 a barrel. What that could mean for New Zealand fuel prices and global instability.
Jeff’s streamlined head helps him to escape Earth’s gravity.
The rocket’s shaped like a soda pop bottle? The warehouse minions have pointed that out.
“Now that we’ve wrecked the planet, we’re getting out of here!!!”
Spot the illusionary harp, mediaeval witch and chicken crowing outside the coop?
Like Climate Change Activists after cancelling themselves, for being too… anything at all.
(while towns are being washed away here and overseas, and other places burning so hot and so fast that firenadoes form)