Political Caption Competition
“I’m going to eat her liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.”
“I’m going to eat her liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.”

Police Minister Mark Mitchell joins The Bradbury Group to discuss organised crime, transnational criminal syndicates, methamphetamine addiction, gang activity, 501…

Co-Party Leader Debbie Ngarewa-Packer gave her strongest hint yet Te Pati Māori are gearing up for a Kākāriki Alliance MMP…

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During the Vietnam War, an American Major defended the bombing of a village by stating… …fast forward to the present…

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National members ‘nervously optimistic’ about election campaign National Party faithfuls are confident in its chances this election, but acknowledge it’s…
“That kryptonite we put in her tea is barely working. I want my money back.”
“I hate you Miss Ardern, you’re getting in the way of my life ambition to be the PM at any cost alongside my darling husband David Wong Tung, and our Chinese sponsors”
‘Look at me look at me look at me’
Grace under fire, from the politics of envy, malice and deceit.
“It SHOULDA BEEN ME!!!!”
Judy: “I haven’t seen anyone get a tattoo of you on their thigh yet, Jacinda.”
Jacinda: “No, the angry, white trash, flat-earther demographic is all yours, Judith!”
What does she mean, “Politics not a blood sport?”