Political Caption Competition
Even for John Key, a Judith Collins Prime Ministership makes him plead for sanity from the voters.
Even for John Key, a Judith Collins Prime Ministership makes him plead for sanity from the voters.

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Moana’s interview with Matua Winston is a masterclass in how you interview the silver fox. Her ‘get off the grass’…

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The legal team of the Global Sumud Flotilla has confirmed that Saif Abukeshek and Thiago Ávila will be released in…

The latest reporting on youth psychological distress in Tairāwhiti is grim reading, but it is difficult to feel surprised by…

Green Party Coromandel candidate Pamela Grealey says proposed local government changes risk weakening local representation and forcing very different communities…
“Come on John, what goes on in Parliament stays in Parliament, you know Seymours our son”
Judy: “Do you really think the public will buy that crap about me stopping off at Oravida for a cup of tea on the way to the airport, John?
Punch: “Of course they will Judy! These idiots will believe anything I tell them!”
“Sooo, which one of our lot was Paula really aiming at, with that “Zip it Sweetie” warning?”
“Your guess is as good as mine, hon.”
No John. I won’t wear my hair in a ponytail for you.
Haha, my comment was exactly like yours, word for word Snow White.
Hands held out to catch my vomit at the sight of him.
He’s ambidextrous – he can do it with either hand.