Political Caption Competition
Don’t worry about the virus folks, according to Dr Trump it’s all a hoax and Nurse Pence has got this one
Don’t worry about the virus folks, according to Dr Trump it’s all a hoax and Nurse Pence has got this one

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
“Nurse Pence had her finger up my asshole this morning and apparently I’ve got the greatest prostate she’s ever felt. My bowels can hold more shit than anyone in human history!”
How disgustingly well put.
Call for Dr Trump? This is what he tries to excel in.
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nTBNHwar5o
But there is a future for him in Hollywood doing his medical schtick.
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnUG_8jQGvY&list=PLNRqHtqTQDa2nODlvuDSPFV5WdUDE6I6v&index=4&t=0s