WINSTON: “You see. Half of this fish is donated to the NZ First Foundation who then loans it to NZ First. The other half of the fish is owned by a subsidiary of the Trust while this other fish is banked with the Party Secretary who also takes 2 more fish.”
JOURNALISTS: “But that’s a total of 4 fish Mr Peters.”
WINSTON:”Shut up you journalists! I’m not going to be lied to about how many fish I have. I’ve done nothing wrong! Whose fish are these?”
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Can’t you journalists, just for once open your biased eyes and see the truth in front of you? These are not fish, it’s seaweed you idiots! Now that’s all I have to say. I will be making a defining, earth shattering announcement later.
A picture from the only camera you will see on a boat while Winston is in office.
Where’s the loaves?
How fresh are these fish?