Political Caption Competition

The fat grey trout jumps over the slippery blue fox

Luxon’s Post-Cabinet Press Conference questioning his leadership was hilariously outshone by Nicola Willis. He managed to look as useless as…

Every time there is a spike in some terrible allegation against Trump in the Epstein Files, he starts a war……

Down 420points! That’s a stoners irony! 3.11% down – one of the largest single day drops since Covid! No American…

The damage this graph is causing TVNZs journalism brand now we now the Government are the editors is enormous… Mediawatch:…


Trump’s escalation with Iran risks destabilising the Middle East and sending oil to $150 a barrel. What that could mean for New Zealand fuel prices and global instability.
bridges – panicking over a seemingly unstoppable ardern – turns to a giant fish for advice/support..
bridges: ‘man..!..that fish is hung..!’
gore: the fish-fetish capital of new zealand..(nod to havoc/newsboy)
bridges: ‘one day i want to be as big a trout as you..!’
bridges takes magic-mushrooms- sees god in form of giant flying fish..
simple simon reflects on something his pre predecessor donkey told him, son politics is like fishing if ya gonna tell a porky, tell a whopper……