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Luxon can dance Indian AND sell out sovereignty to India at the same time

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  1. That traditional Indian dance .
    हमारी डील भारतीय कंपनियों को न्यूज़ीलैंड के मिनरल रिसोर्स का इस्तेमाल करने की इजाज़त देती है, लेकिन हम आपके डेयरी प्रोडक्ट नहीं लेंगे। आपके नेता बहुत चालाक हैं
    TRANSLATED
    Our deal allows Indian corporations to exploit New Zealand’s mineral resources but we will not take your dairy products. Your leaders are so clever!

  2. Whenever NZ does a FTA with a huge population country it always means one thing. Massive immigration incoming! Rent rises! Housing shortages. Health costs increasing.

    We all know our dilapidated and under resourced housing and infrastructure can’t handle it. Housing and rents are already rediculously unaffordable.

    AI and robots will be taking a lot of the low skilled and even white collar jobs within the next decade, and we already have growing unemployment.

    Many of the “NZ” businesses benefitting from the deals are overseas owned and/or import low skilled workers and try to pay the lowest pay they can get away with to do their jobs.

    So what’s in it for the average New Zealander again? We’ve been down this route for the last 30 years.

    We need selective, planned immigration in areas we really need and are short of, and in keeping with our housing and infrastructure. The overseas student sector is another rort.

    NZ First is right to walk away from these one way people exporting trade deals, but watch Labour (National lite) step in and pass it. Interesting to see how the Greens vote on it as well.

  3. Luxon: This ‘deal’ will look good on my CV. Next I will be asking for a knighthood like my beloved John Key. I will not bother Listening to Winston Peters advice on anything because all I am interested in is My Ego and Vanity and not some old man way past his Used By Date. Besides Donald Trump loves my hair.

  4. Luxon doing the free trade immigration dance.

    Luxon: Lots more people won’t affect me because I don’t rent and I’m sorted in my spacious reclusive Remuera home. Hmm.. come to think of it, I may need to make some enquiries into getting a helicopter though. I don’t want those annoying congestion issues hampering me getting to and from the Waiheke Island bolt hole and golf excursions with JK.

  5. Oh hooray. More Mahindras.
    They may not be fast
    They may not be fancy
    They may not even be popular
    But when it comes to Safety
    They are still Number One. (Star).

  6. How can any sane voter believe an Airline CEO would know anything about trading, full stop?
    What he hasn’t learnt as a CEO is the ability to be exploited. New Zealand voters are so gullible. As evidenced during the last election debates and his guffaw media appearances, he’s just not capable.

    • He’s still up in the air with the wonder of flying so high in the corporate sky. Lewis Carroll thought of a parody jingle for the Mad Hatter in Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland; so charming and appropriate for each one of our great Naffact leaders:
      Twinkle, twinkle, little bat!
      How I wonder what you’re at!
      Up above the world you fly,
      Like a tea tray in the sky.

    • Airlines are very much an international business which had our Prime Minister very much involved with during his tenure with Air New Zealand.
      An extensive knowledge of “ trading.”

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