Political Caption Competition

2 arseholes reflecting each other

Escalating conflict between the US and Iran raises fears of a Strait of Hormuz closure that could disrupt global oil supply and threaten New Zealand’s fuel security.

NZ First faces accusations of crony capitalism after appointing a donor with trucking industry links to KiwiRail, raising serious conflict-of-interest concerns.


Labour’s incremental approach to economic reform risks alienating voters as the cost of living crisis deepens and bolder alternatives emerge from the Greens and TOP.

The Iran war highlights New Zealand’s dangerous reliance on imported oil and the urgent need for electrification, EV adoption and renewable energy independence.

We warned you that the moment the Cops gained the power to arrest the homeless that the provision to move…
Luxon: I asked AI to generate a picture of who gave me the softest, limpest most benign questions in 2025.
Hosking: (quietly to himself). Yes and you frequently even managed to screw them up.
Gotta love how a single image can spark so much satire without needing any extra context. This one definitely captures that feeling of politicians endlessly mirroring each other while pretending they’re saying something new. Curious to see what other captions people come up with for this one.
Great AI there are lots of learning opportunities here.
CL: “Ten strokes max for me looking at this pic”
MH: “Only two for me”
Luxon holding a dick pic.
Perfect
Two man global warming right there all hot air and no substance
We belong to a mutual admiration society – 1956.
Song 1.45 Louis Prima Keely Smith https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSbL28MikCc
Words – https://genius.com/Al-hirt-mutual-admiration-society-lyrics
Actually my face is not my best feature. People say I am a PERFECT arsehole.
This is what I looked like when I had hair!