This week on The War on News, Martyn Bradbury tears into dog-photo optics, rotting school lunches, and a US president casually rewriting the Geneva Convention.
🐕 Landlord Pet Bonds & Parliament Dog Selfies: David Seymour, Chris Bishop, and Tama Potaka gathered on Parliament’s lawns with dogs to promote new pet bond legislation — aka paying landlords more money for the privilege of having a cat. If you can’t afford rent, you sure as hell can’t afford a pet bond. This entire thing was a photo op dressed as policy — three MPs, one dog each, and zero shame.
🐾 Caption competition time: Who let the dogs out? Man’s worst friend. Why is Seymour’s dog big enough to ride? And why does Bishop look like he’s trying to win over the SPCA vote?
🍽️ David Seymour’s School Slop Makes Kids Sick: Reports of liquefied, mouldy lunches delivered to hungry students sparks national outrage — and Seymour responds by… attacking the principal. His defence? Only ten kids got sick. You can’t prove it was my mouldy food. What a platform. David Seymour is officially better at twerking than feeding children — and his twerk game is already deeply suspect.
💣 Trump’s Venezuela Boat Strikes: War Crime or Policy? Donald Trump’s “extrajudicial assassination tour” off Venezuela’s coast involves drone strikes on suspected drug boats — including a double-tap strike that killed survivors of the first hit. Even the US military is side-eyeing this. Meanwhile, Trump pardoned Honduras’s ex-president for cocaine trafficking. A war on drugs? Try a war on basic logic.
From dog cosplay to food rot to drone lawlessness — it’s been a week. It’s not news. It’s the War on News.
RIMPAC 2026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGC6RtAmizM
Attending;
Admiral Mitch Bradley, facing accusations of war crimes.
IDF, being charged with committing genocide.
NZDF
I see the extremely poor academic achievements of the Principal at the centre of the school lunches debacle strongly suggest she should turn her attention to improving the outcomes of the students.
” Why is Seymour’s dog big enough to ride?”
Is that a trick question?
It’s probably because he’s happier riding a dog than Brookie – even tho’ she still wants to have His baybee