David Seymour’s latest school slop scandal tantrum

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Firstly – How many Michelin Stars would that school lunch get?

 

Now, from David’s point of view, he’s saved the state shitloads of money by turning healthy school lunches into cheap slop that as far as he’s concerned shouldn’t be paid for by the State to begin with.

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He’s Ebenezer Scrooge meets Milton Friedman, so he doesn’t care about this cheap slop as long as it’s out off the headlines, so his initial attack on the Principle who had brought media attention to this culinary voyage into food poisoning seemed predictable because this is just the latest example of how David Seymour has managed to take a wonderful school lunch policy and underfunded it so badly that those needing it learn to hate it.

When these failures keep getting reported to the Prime Minister he simply tells parents to make marmite sandwiches which is surprising because I didn’t realise how large the mocking hungry children electorate was.

David Seymour responded by attacking the principle for complaining to the media and notes that only 10 students have been ill and argues their illness could have been caused by anything other than his mouldy school lunches, which doesn’t feel like much a response.

His defence boils down to:

  • This stupid principle keeps complaining about my shitty food
  • Only 10 kids got sick
  • You don’t even know if my mouldy food made them sick.

The Principle has responded to the defence that it was the dumb school’s fault for serving 3 day old food by showing the video footage of the company picking the meals and dropping them off which puts the blame on the company not the school.

The Company have said that’s wrong.

The kids are hungry.

David Seymour is better at twerking than feeding our kids, and he’s not very good at twerking.

 

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14 COMMENTS

    • Yes …Those who think it is just fine to corrupt the MMP system, thus allowing a fundamentally stupid , clueless, unworldly, 40 year old virgin to have some influence in running this country .

      This unvetted idiot has no understanding whatsoever of the ‘quid pro quo factor’ in economics…this is 101 stuff …and yet, the “i’m great with numbers” guy, Luxon, allowed him to have influence over both the Finance and Education portfolios….He has zero experience in either subject and no life experience…. it’s the blind leading the blind…..what kind of idiocy is that!!

      Just like Trump …He screws up… but …it’s everyone else’s fault…..that is maturity and response of a 13 year old.

      In summary….A 40 year old virgin, with the maturity of a 13year old, has been grifted into power by the muti-millionaire and billionaires of this country …to do what exactly?…because he sure as hell is not saving us money, if that was their warped logic!

      • Exactly. Weak, blind Luxon never saw him coming.

        Who is luxon actually governing for, we the people or seymour and his friends.
        Oh, that’s right, he’s not governing. He’s just twitting around.

        Grant, you’ve come up with some excellent descriptive worsd this week. My particular favourite is impotent. It’s very fitting.

  1. Slimy Seymour will never change – afterall, why should he – he’s perfect as far as he sees it! Yet another RW denier, living in a fools paradise, who refuses to admit he is EVER wrong. Does he even know what an apology is? No, it’s not in his vocabulary. Sadly for him, as night follows day, he will be in for a slippery end!

    • True.

      The meals on the left have a vibrant colour palette full of fresh vegetables, whereas the spoonfuls of congealed muck on the right are an orgy of dull grey and food-poisoning brown.

      Of course, Rimmer doesn’t give a toss. This was his baby and he’s determined to make it stick, even if teachers, kids and nutritionists are giving it some serious side-eye.

      I’ve eaten some fairly awful slop in my time (beggars can’t be choosers), but Rimmer’s school dinners look profoundly unappetising.

    • The meals arrive hot in insulated boxes ready to serve. Then leftovers and rubbish are all collected up by the company that has the contract when they collect the boxes.
      Yes there is a commercial kitchen with proper ovens used by Hospitality classes – but no contact with the lunch provider.
      I might add there was a teacher only day on Friday – so no lunches delivered that day

  2. Is every day’s meal the same, or is there a menu. I would doubt, that the same menu items were provided on the Thursday and the following Monday. I could be wrong. I would like to believe what the roster of meals was, before placing blame.

  3. To quote a certain general “I don’t care if he has been rodgering the Duke Earl with a prize winning leek” he is such a repulsive little dog turd of an individual it staggers belief they have 8%. That arsehole effectively vetoed our climate minister attending a conference. This guy can f right off.

  4. I believe Serymour has Narcissistic Personality Disorder(NPD).

    Symptoms of Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD) include an exaggerated sense of self-importance, a deep need for excessive admiration, and a lack of empathy for others. Individuals with NPD may fantasize about success, believe they are superior, and feel a sense of entitlement. They often exploit others, have difficulty handling criticism, and can be arrogant or dismissive.

    And because of this Dis-order he will blame everyone else who isn’t National, ACT or NZ First instead of being an Adult and Take Responsibility and Accountability for what appears to be Yet Another Botch-up by Compass.

    It isn’t surprising that the Minister for Biosecurity and Food Safety in MPI is none other that ACT MP Alan Hoggard!!!

    I would be interested in seeing the video and hopefully it will be shown publicly in due course.

    In the meantime will the Prime Weakling that is Luxon pull up Seymour or is Luxon too scared of Losing Power to Hold Seymour to account? And yet it does seem to be the Track Record of Total Incompetence by ALL MPs in this Coalition of Clowns. Willis has been shown as being Incompetent. So has Luxon and Seymour, Stanford etc.etc.etc.

    The troubling thing about All this Incompetence is Not One of the CoC MPs will be held to Account. Should they get voted out at the election they will merely walk away to their Feathered Nest. Pat Themselves on the Back and gain Undeserved knighthoods.

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