What is the point of pet bonds when you can’t afford the rent?

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SPOT THE DOG: Desperate attempt by some of Parliament's biggest mutts to humanise themselves by standing next to a dog

Parliament picnic marks beginning of pet bonds

Ministers have hosted a pet picnic at Parliament to mark the beginning of new ‘pet bond’ rules for renters.

From 1 December, landlords can no longer refuse a tenant’s request for a pet unless they have “reasonable grounds” to do so.

In exchange, they can require a pet bond of up to two weeks’ rent to cover any damage caused.

YAY we get to pay Landlords MORE FUCKING MONEY!

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What is the point of pet bonds when you can’t afford the rent?

Every renter knows you just sneak in a pet and make sure you hide the food bowl when they inspect.

Thanks to National and ACT there’s a way for you to now pay for that.

Yay. Those Landlords need more money.

Let’s be clear and very honest. This whole farce is just so Bish, Seymour and Tama can stand next to a dog, take a photo and look slightly less sociopathic than they usually do.

The dogs probably were better fed than the latest food given to school children.

 

Let’s see how many funny comments we can make

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