Political Caption Competition
Hahahahahaha! We have fucked Auckland!

A NZ Herald columnist, a Listener Columnist, a Marxist, a Māori raconteur and the Finance Spokesperson for the Labour Party…

As Middle East erupts into conflict, Christopher Luxon struggles to articulate where New Zealand stands In his response to the…

Right now any Left wing Government needs to be focused on how too use the power of the State to…

The timing is bad. Just as President Trump launches an illegal attack on Iran, (following his illegal kidnapping of Venezuelan…

New technology is changing land combat and last year several NATO armies got an important ‘wake up’ call during Estonia’s…

Looks like things are going swimmingly in Trump’s illegal war with Iran
This caption competition definitely captures the frustration a lot of Aucklanders feel right now. Satire can sometimes hit closer to the truth than straight reporting, and this one feels like it’s channeling that sense of being left behind by political decisions. Curious to see what other captions people come up with—sometimes the comments say more than the headlines.
When you got shares in a nz construction machinery firm and a shovel company who are exporting to Israel, for grave digging … laugh my fat ass off
” and some bottom feeders do this for a living”
Orange is the New Black – three fraudsters mock the justice system.
Oh look we fucked Winstons rabbit hole .
The movie Dumb and Dumber has a sequel and after auditions, have settled on these three for the new film Dumb, Dumber and Dumbest, although it was a given they would take these parts the moment they opened their mouths.
Tools hold tools and pretend they are useful.
Just wait until we force privately owned Eroad mass surveillance into all the cars…