Political Caption Competition
Another day, same headline

The pack mentality of ripping Chris Hipkins to pieces until he cried over his children is one of the saddest…

A Marxist, A Party President, a Party Co-Leader, a National Party Minister and a Newspaper columnist all walk into…

Golden visa holders go house hunting A Korean citizen this week became the first foreign investor to seek sign-off to…
This… US President Donald Trump’s pick for New Zealand Ambassador reveals priorities, interested in expanding defence partnership US President Donald…
After crashing the economy by crushing the infrastructure pipeline in 2024 that Labour created causing enormous cascading job loses and…

She’s, ahhh. Not very good at this is she? Nicola Willis took over the 1pm Podium of Truth and as…
“Look what I can say is this is totally off script so I can’t say”
You’ll need to talk to [insert name here] about that.
What I’m saying to you is that when I say “what I’m saying to you” what I’m saying to you is that I’m saying nothing to you.
Post-modern philosopher-king asserts that causation is a myth and that history is willed by great men (who used to run an airline)
Prime Minister admits anyone associated with him has to pay for sex.