AdministrationCTFMost Recent BlogsThe Daily Gallery Political Caption Competition By The Daily Blog - April 3, 2025 11 135 FacebookTwitterCopy URL I’m a little teapot short and stout Here is my handle and here is my FUCKING TASER GET ON THE FLOOR!
New “human wall” strategy to reduce retail crime being trialled – 1.3 million new police recruits will be needed.
Mitch flirting … ‘ now I just pull my jacket back a bit, hands on hips… can you see my BUSSY now girls…hmmm ? ‘
You taze the left hand in, you taze the left hand out, you do the frothy pokey and you shake it all about.
Police recruits smile uneasily as police retiree shows them how HE walked his beat.
Ramraider asked to empty his pockets
I can’t lower crime but I can lower my pants.
Wearing a blue suit makes me start lying
Proof that no Compass lunch ever goes to waste.
New “human wall” strategy to reduce retail crime being trialled – 1.3 million new police recruits will be needed.
Sunny Kaushal told me to stand like this
Mitch flirting … ‘ now I just pull my jacket back a bit, hands on hips… can you see my BUSSY now girls…hmmm ? ‘
You taze the left hand in, you taze the left hand out, you do the frothy pokey and you shake it all about.
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