Political Caption Competition
Am I a real boy yet?

Escalating conflict between the US and Iran raises fears of a Strait of Hormuz closure that could disrupt global oil supply and threaten New Zealand’s fuel security.

NZ First faces accusations of crony capitalism after appointing a donor with trucking industry links to KiwiRail, raising serious conflict-of-interest concerns.


Labour’s incremental approach to economic reform risks alienating voters as the cost of living crisis deepens and bolder alternatives emerge from the Greens and TOP.

The Iran war highlights New Zealand’s dangerous reliance on imported oil and the urgent need for electrification, EV adoption and renewable energy independence.

We warned you that the moment the Cops gained the power to arrest the homeless that the provision to move…
Unpaid nurse actor poses for retard Health minister as we no longer have nurses under his government as they now all reside in Australia.
Nurse I simply won’t sit hear and be told I have no testicles
“ Are you my father ? “
“ Are you my mother ?”
“ How about some CPR ? “
This is nice. It’s too good for general services for everybody, I’ll have to limit it. But people like me deserve the best; working so hard for the country and Freedom (Ayn Rand style).
Have you a partner currently?
I would rather put the cuff around your neck fucker and pull it tight .
No, honestly, I felt a ‘thud’ in my chest. I know it wasn’t a heart, as I don’t have one.
Any chance of a scan to see if I’ve got a brain.
NURSE What you really need are some empathy injections. They worked really well for Jacinda.
Should I take my trousers off like Luxon does ?
I would like to come here often.
“ Hey nurse, you’re raising my … blood pressure…”