Political Caption Competition

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Too many clowns, not enough burger

One is an orange bloated fascist, the other is Donald Trump

This is what tumour your lower intestine grows after eating this food.

Why do they moth look like white Grimace?

I want no shake with those fries

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17 COMMENTS

  1. The Burger Boys are we
    We fry so carefully
    A shaft and a munt
    Whadeva the capitalists want
    The Burger Boys are we

  2. Oh dear there always is a disaffected customer trying to spoil the brand. But actually they might shoot themselves in the foot if the company can gain sympathy somehow. People are more emotional than rational eh!

  3. Luxon at the window 1: Can I take your order? Oh you’re a property developer you say? But definitely not Kainga Ora. In that case I’ll upsize your order for free.

    Luxon at the window 2: Can I take your order? Oh you’re a landlord you say? Me too! In that case this one’s on the house lol.

    Luxon at the wondow 3: Can I take your order? Oh you’re a warehouse worker. Andrew sending another loser your way.

  4. How about a singing chef from Luxon. 70’s religious song. Light up the fire.
    Parchment sing – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgdeN_TC0R8
    Colours of day dawn into the mind
    The day has begun, the night is behind
    Go down in the city into the street
    And lets give the message to the people we meet

    So light up the fire and let the flame burn
    Open the door, let Jesus return
    Take seeds of His Spirit, let the fruit grow
    Tell the people of Jesus, let His love show

    Go through the park, on into the town
    The sun still shines on, it never goеs down
    The light of the world is risen again
    Thе people of darkness are needing a friend…

    So won’t you
    Light up the fire and let the flame burn
    Open the door, let Jesus return
    Take seeds of His Spirit, let the fruit grow
    Tell the people of Jesus, and let His love show
    And let his love show
    And let his love show
    And let his love show!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    https://genius.com/Parchment-light-up-the-fire-lyrics

  5. Breaking news!
    McDonald’s replaces the Hamburglar with another well known felon and wannabe.!

  6. Two private school silver spooners, augmenting their real estate tax free gains with the salaries of public office, reminiscing about the old days, when they had great hair and paid tax like regular jo’s, losers, and bottomfeeders serving fastfood, before rolling out their Atlas agendas of pulling the ladder up after them, privatising, selling off, trashing the planet, scorched earth chainsaw massacering public services, making it tougher for the 99% trying to make ends meet, with thousands leaving the country…would you like to supersize that?

    • Yep, it is slops for the kids now. Reminds of the hospital centralised, contracted out “cook-chill” meals of several years back. Serve them at Bellamy’s too I say.

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