Remember when Luxon called Labour, Greens and Māori Party ‘Coalition of Chaos’ – so how are the Alliance of Arseholes doing?

NZ First is like retirement village political chlamydia, but more delusional. ACT have values that would embarrass your average Drug Cartel and shame flesh hungry piranha while Luxon looks like a frightened virgin at an orgy.

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This is the worst threesome in NZ History – they all cry out their own names when they orgasm

Remember when Luxon called Labour, Greens and Māori Party ‘Coalition of Chaos’ – so how are the Alliance of Arseholes doing…

Winston Peters touches down in Wellington, refuses to speak to media again

New Zealand First leader Winston Peters has returned to Wellington to meet with members of his caucus, but he has refused to speak to media.

He touched down at Wellington Airport at around 12:15pm on Monday and despite being peppered with questions from journalists, said very little. He waved out to a few members of the public.

Peters took a cab to the Treasury offices, near where New Zealand First is currently based. He was greeted by media, but still refused to say anything.

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…well that looks dignified and calm doesn’t it?

The feast of dead rats they are all about to embark upon has so many dishes, it’s difficult to know where to begin.

Both will demand to be in Cabinet because allowing the other to sit on the Cross Benches gives them more power than if they are in the Cabinet!

Winston won’t lift the Foreign Buyers Ban and National have built their entire economic package on their Foreign Buyers Tax.

David wants his race baiting referendum and Luxon doesn’t.

Winston wants a provincial slush fund, David despises it.

David wants tax cuts, Winston has ruled them out.

National wants tax cuts, Winston has ruled them out too.

The only things they all agree on is bashing beneficiaries, paramilitary police force against gangs and a massive increase in prisons.

How inspirational.

At what point will David Seymour vomit and refuse one more dead rat from Winston?

I love the mixed messages all of them are sending.

Winston is yelling a deal could be done immediately while in the next breath he threatens walking to the cross benches.

David says the negotiations can be calm and professional while also reiterating that he would leave if he didn’t get what he wants.

Luxon is demanding everything be silent with no Fourth Estate scrutiny whatsoever while weakly asserting National doesn’t support the crazy stuff David and Winston wants.

David, Winston and Luxon are treating the voters like Pavlov’s Dog being told ‘Immediate formation of new Government’ one moment then, ‘We are walking away” the next!

Weakly asserting but not ruling out.

NZ First is like retirement village political chlamydia, but more delusional. ACT have values that would embarrass your average Drug Cartel and shame flesh hungry piranha while Luxon looks like a frightened virgin at an orgy.

This Government is a Buffet of Right Wing Dead Rats which won’t solve any of the problems society is wrestling with.

If this Buffet of Dead Rats is ‘winning’, losing don’t feel so bad.

The Alliance of Arseholes is managing to make the Coalition of Chaos look preferable before they’ve even formed!

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  1. Freezing out the media seems to be a great idea to me. I think it was agreed that way, because from past experience scum media will try to insert themselves into the negotiation process and fine wedge issues to stir up trouble.

    • Sure. Publicly elected officials refusing to let anyone hear about anything is a great state of affairs. You probably thought Winston Peters threatening media for asking if he had policies was completely unreasonable.

  2. Have to give them a chance Jase, like the electroate gave the Jacinda/ Winston coalition a chance in 2017.

    They proved quite good, only ironically, falling apart once NZ First was voted out.

    • You just yearn for the neoliberal dream:
      – a free market where it is third world wages for those struggling to avoid the carefully maintained reservoir of unemployment, along with first world salaries for the financial and management classes.

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